frankhellfino:

i only fuck with shut-ins and people without lives………if you got friends and leave the house fuck you

anarchetypal:

i was talking to my cousin yesterday and he was talking about an accidental mistake he was dealing with, and proceeded to describe it as, “i picked a whole fuckin’ bouquet of whoopsie-daisies” and tbh i’m still thinking about it

turnways:

This is a doomed timeline if I’ve ever seen one someone retcon this shit